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Three or Four (Or Possibly Five) Easy Steps to Living Harmoniously With Your Roommate by Bgtea
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Jun 2023
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The truth of the matter is, Kaveh has no idea how to read Alhaitham. He prides himself on being an expert at understanding people, his empathetic heart lending him the capacity to relate deeply with those around him (oftentimes to his detriment). But with Alhaitham, there is nothing for him to read; no clues from his cool expression for him to grasp. The man appears stoic all the time even during their petty bickering.
Honestly, when was the last time Kaveh has seen the man do anything except smirk or frown? Does Alhaitham feel happiness? Has he ever seen the man laugh?
Kaveh's mind is drawing a blank on the latter and it...bothers him deeply.
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Kaveh devises a plan to get Alhaitham to smile by being aggressively nice to the man (and also maybe if he makes Alhaitham happy, he can score a discount on his rent or something). Alhaitham thinks Kaveh ate some mind-altering mushrooms and is, understandably, confused and mildly afraid.Series
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Kaveh orders pizza and receives an unexpected topping.
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09 Jun 2026
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Alhaitham never stayed overtime in the office, unless it mattered. And with Kaveh involved, it did.
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Bookmarked by Just_Alex
09 Jun 2026
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Alhaitham wants to be more physically involved in his arrangement with Kaveh, and has acquired the means to do so…but it might take more than that for him to truly feel satisfied with their relationship.
Alhaitham holds up the synthetic dick for Kaveh to see. “I—”
“Oh!” Kaveh’s eyebrows lift in surprise. “You know, Alhaitham, you should give a man some warning before you whip out your dick like that.”
“I was thinking of using this during sex. Will that work?”
“Huh? Oh, uh, yes.” Kaveh wets his lips. “That absolutely works.” His eyes briefly flick downward to Alhaitham’s groin before returning to his face. “If—if you’re comfortable being that involved, that is. Something like this would definitely require more, um…physicality.”
Yes, it would, Alhaitham thinks, a bit peeved. That’s the point.
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Bookmarked by Just_Alex
09 Jun 2026
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Kaveh can't keep doing this.
"Why," he asks, making sure his glare is particularly scathing, "did you order your soup, and I quote, 'without the broth?'"
"It's how I eat it while reading," Alhaitham replies, which — is frankly an insane thing to say. Like, generally.Or: Alhaitham orders increasingly ridiculous deliveries... and Kaveh, his Doridasher, is collateral damage.
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08 Jun 2026

