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Stede makes a bitchy comment to Ed about Mary and Doug's wedding. (At Mary and Doug's wedding.) A joke starts: "if we got married" - and then, suddenly: it's not a joke, is it?
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- Part 2 of The Accidental Modern AU
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He’s never met Stede before, but apparently his dad wrote that book they make everyone read in college - “Hunting the Shot” or “Shooting the Hunt” - something like that. Stede Bonnet of the erstwhile Bonnet Productions. Ed’s worked with these types for twenty years. He’d imagined a guy like Stede in an air-conditioned tent with a cup of tea, or calling the shots from a comfortable room somewhere far off. Ed’s surprised that a fancy producer-type like Stede is here on the teetering edge of the Himalayas, camped in a city whose roads and buildings converge on the site of a fallen palace. The crew has been in the hills for some time.
They’ve come to find a snow leopard.Documentary videographer Ed Teach retired at the top of his game five years ago. An odd request from documentary producer Stede Bonnet has lured him back into the field to join a film crew in the mountains of India. Ed and Stede are looking for a snow leopard, but end up finding something unexpected along the way.
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“Holy fucking shit,” Ed exclaimed, unable to tear his eyes away from the window.
Turns out Ed's new neighbour is the man who broke his heart twenty years prior.
Surely, this will be absolutely fine and not bring up any unresolved feelings for either of them... Right?
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06 Jun 2026
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the windows of this love
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Feels so good when I'm near you, holding hands and making love by veeagainst
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Jun 2026
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Ed thinks about sex, and sex with Stede, across several sexual experiences between them.
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06 Jun 2026
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Feels so good when I'm near you, holding hands and making love
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softhearted bad boy looking for short-term fun by daydreamcrash
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 May 2026
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Sorry, I’m far too old for you! Best of luck with the dating. ☺️
There. Yes, good. He feels much less perverted now.
A message dings in. Gosh, that was fast. These kids and their phones.
that why you’ve got your age range set so low, is it?
(or: Stede wakes up with a hangover and a 21 year old in his inbox calling him zaddy.)
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01 Jun 2026
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Just pixels, far as the eye can see. Pixelly sky and pixelly sea. Pixelly boats to sail on the endless squares of blue. Pixel people regurgitating pixel script to him, over and over and over again.
But Ed’s got an inkling, based on absolutely fuck all, that ‘Stede’ is not one of them. ‘Stede’ doesn’t feel like one of them.
(or: Ed is trapped in a pirate video game. Maybe Stede is too?)
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23 May 2026
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Routine Pelvic Exam by Pumpkinseed_Sunfish for burberrylou, alwaysan_angel
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Jan 2023
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What do you want me to say?? You read the tags!
Stede sees a new gynecologist and they help relieve the discomfort he feels during intercourse.
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22 May 2026
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“I don’t really think of you as, like, one thing or the other. You’re just Stede to me.”
“Just Stede.” His voice cracks a little. He feels oddly tearful.
Ed sees him. Completely.
“Just Stede. With your fishy merperson tail and your glittery scales alllll the way up here, and your fancy trident and your swishy blond hair.”
“That’s weirdly validating.”
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20 May 2026
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same as it ever was
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16 May 2026
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serpent_and_dahlia - Right Where You Left Me
01. Right Where You Left Me
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When Ed regresses, Stede braids his hair.
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Only once they were out of sight of the café did the man stop and take his arm away, giving Stede a sheepish little grin. “Looked like you needed rescuing back there,” he said, and then held out his free hand. “I’m Ed.”
Stede, still a little dumbfounded, grasped Ed’s hand in a weak shake. “Stede. Stede Bonnet. I’ll pay you back for the tea, I promise. I get paid next week.”
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A modern AU where Ed saves Stede from embarrassment in a café, and then suddenly accidental sugar daddy happens. This is a prompt fill from the OFMD kink meme, the fic is all complete and a new chapter will be posted weekly.
ETA: A podfic version of this fic, read by the incomparable SD_Ryan, is available here!
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Ed wakes up being humped by his krakenified boyfriend. Things get heated, and heavy, from there.
Beta reader feedback: “HOLY LIQUID POPPERS TENTACLE BATMAN”
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Stede’s first pitch, when he broached the subject, was that he would be a fearsome pirate captain and Ed a fiery tavern wench. Which, like— it’s not that Ed wasn’t up for it, he totally was, but maybe he did make a teasing comment that made Stede start worrying about looking like a misogynist, and he’s already tying himself up in some guilt-ridden existential crisis long before Ed can find a big enough gap in the conversation to point out that maybe there is not an unproblematic way to do a fucking ravishment fantasy.
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Middle-aged writer Edward Teach is on an extended sabbatical to finish the last novel in his most successful series, but just when it finally looks like he’s going to wrap things up, a cute, blond, twenty-something waltzes in to derail his epilogue.
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Stede likes sharing food with his new friend Ed. Bringing him treats and new indulgences to try. He likes it a lot.
Maybe too much?
Fuck.
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Stede's independent comedy network, Revenge Media, has lots of shows but none as fun as Game Changer: the game show where the game changes every time. His favorite competitor is Ed "Blackbeard" Teach, Stede's long time best friend and unfortunately, his secret crush. But it's all fine. It's fine.
Until Izzy can't fucking take any more and launches a Change Gamer of his own
(yes, it's Samalamadingdong but make it romance)
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I know what they're thinking, 'cause I'm thinking it too by serpent_and_dahlia
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Mar 2025
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Stede gave him a fond smirk. “Gosh, I forget how sweet you are when you’re feeling a bit jealous.”
Ed rolled his eyes. Infuriatingly, his face felt very warm, like he was blushing or something stupid like that. “Not jealous,” he muttered.
“Of course not,” Stede told him very seriously. “Why would you be?” He reached out and gently extricated one of Ed’s hands where his arms were crossed. Gave it a little squeeze.
Still, Ed couldn’t drop it. “There’s something funny in the way he looks at you.”
Stede just smiled serenely. “Is there? I wouldn’t notice, would I? Not with you around, looking so captivating in that shirt.”
Ed glared at him, but he was feeling very wriggly and pleased. “Yeah?”
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Some highly valuable stolen loot leads to a surprise encounter with one of Stede's childhood friends—the suspiciously kind and handsome Charlie Badminton. At first, Ed is jealous, but soon he and Charlie begin to bond. Naturally, Stede is super normal about this.
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31 Mar 2026
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serpent_and_dahlia - I know what they're thinking, 'cause I'm thinking it too
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Ed's comfort stuffie gets damaged, and he gets little about it.
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When Stede finally gets to try real (tm) gay sex for the first time he finds out it’s not all he’d imagined it would be. thankfully, emotional support hook-up Edward Teach is there to help him talk it through.
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- Part 4 of Kinky One Offs