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The Hylian Royal Family is dead.
At least, that’s the official report.
Ten years after Ganondorf’s decisive purge of the Castle, Hyrule carries on beneath new banners. Whispers persist of the lost Princess’s ghost living on in the kingdom’s most elusive, notorious courtesan, the Songbird. For the men powerful enough to receive an invitation to her bed, it’s a chance to relive the fantasy of a vanished age.
These men, however, have a strange habit of vanishing without a trace.
When a summons arrives for the Songbird to the Court of Vices, the glittering, debauched heart of Ganondorf’s New Hyrule, she’s finally within striking distance of her ultimate mark. The man who seized her birthright, sent her underground into hiding, and now wears her father’s crown. Armed with her cover story and decade of Sheikah assassin training, she wrangles the new King into a deadly bargain he believes will align her kill list to his advantage.
It was meant to be a clean vendetta.
The monster wasn’t supposed to have a soul.
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08 Apr 2026
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A Visit to the Desert by The_Twilight_Duchess
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
08 May 2026
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Six weeks after saving the world together, Zelda and Ganondorf finally reunite for a long overdue meeting in the desert. Given the history of their people, they both agree that keeping their relationship under wraps is for the best.
Unfortunately, they're about as subtle as Ganondorf's sand seals.
The next four days of their lives promise chaos, baby goats, and hammock snuggles.
Epilogue to A Voice from the Desert.
(Not on hiatus, I'm just slow these days.)
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- Part 2 of A Voice From the Desert
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09 Mar 2026
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An Unlikely Courtship by imagineaspen
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom
12 Apr 2026
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Ganondorf has defeated Null, regained his true body, and is ready to begin the rest of his life with his beloved Zelda at his side. But as his memories begin to return and he starts to remember the man he used to be, Ganon finds himself wondering whether he might be better off without them.
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- Part 3 of An Unlikely Alliance
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19 Feb 2026
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After reluctantly being drawn into a plot against Tokyo Governor Kasumi Seizou, Mugen becomes a bodyguard for the governor's headstrong daughter in order to feed information to his political opponents.
Or: the shitty reluctant bodyguard AU.
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21 Jan 2026
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selected conversations from the magisteel discord server by liilllyyyy, lowbatteryhealth
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
15 Nov 2020
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A comedy of errors, ft. Discord shenanigans, friendship, gay pining and more!!
aka.
Miles Edgeworth and Maya Fey co-run a Steel Samurai/Evil Magistrate discord server; neither knows who the other is. What happens next will shock you!!
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09 Jan 2026