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Seirbheis by Kalimyre
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Jun 2021
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Human AU - Crowley is a sex worker, hired by the wealthy and eccentric Ezra Fell for a long weekend. He goes in expecting it to be just another job. But Ezra is not like other clients, and Crowley is soon in over his head.
In which our beloved ineffable husbands have clear, honest communication, a whirlwind romance, and tremendous amounts of soft, tender, kinky sex.
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- Part 1 of Good Omens Service Verse
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- English
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- 27,656
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- 9/9
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23 May 2026
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The Heart of the Forest by Kalimyre
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Jul 2021
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Retired librarian Aziraphale moves into a small, isolated cottage deep in the forest with a strange history. He soon realises he's not alone in the woods; a presence watches him. But as he begins to befriend the stranger that lurks in the trees, Aziraphale comes to understand there's more to him than appearances suggest - and Aziraphale's own destiny may be tied to the mysterious creature with the golden eyes.
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- English
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- 16/16
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19 May 2026
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The Pillow Fort by Kalimyre
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Jun 2021
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Chronically touch-starved, Crowley decides to try one of those "professional cuddling" places. Aziraphale volunteers there for reasons of his own. Crowley gets attached far too quickly, but it's not as one-sided as he thinks.
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- English
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- 11/11
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17 May 2026
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Crowley borrows Aziraphale’s iPad during a power outage to look something up and accidentally opens the shared grocery list.
Except Aziraphale forgot he’d also been using the note to privately write things like:
“Crowley looked unfairly pretty in that green jumper today.”
“Need to stop staring at his hands while he cooks.”
“Possibly in love with my flatmate. Inconvenient.”
Crowley keeps scrolling.
Then the typing bubble appears.
Aziraphale is editing the note live from work.Series
- Part 2 of Accidentally Revealed
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16 May 2026
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Between a Book and a Hard Place by LCwrites
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio)
09 Apr 2024
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After a very enjoyable one-night stand, A. Z. Fell and A. J. Crowley go separate ways, though memories of each other linger. More than they ought to, considering it was nothing but a casual encounter and they won't meet again. How fortunate for them that their respective work is keeping them busy.
Having one of his more salacious novels turned into an audio book should be enough of a distraction for Aziraphale.
As should be getting to narrate one of the famous M. Cortese's porn books – pardon: historical erotica – for Crowley.- Language:
- English
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- 6/6
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15 May 2026