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  1. Batman - All Media Types (49)
  2. Red Robin (Comics) (17)
  3. Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types (8)
  4. Criminal Minds (US TV) (8)
  5. Supernatural (TV 2005) (8)

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    Criminal Minds x FMA crossover. Stories are meant to be read in chronological order or they will likely not be understood.

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    “You’ve heard the rumors,” Mustang says, looking at Ed over the top of his latest report, “about the angels.”

    Ed scoffs and rolls his eyes, “Angels don’t exist, don’t be ridiculous.”

    “Of course, of course,” he murmurs, gaze sliding back down, “There have been multiple eye witness accounts, however.”

    Ed slouches into the chair and doesn’t bother to keep the contempt to from his voice when he says, “Don’t depend on anything with wings to save you. Things that were made to leave always end up doing so, in the end.”

    “Yes, well,” he says, “sometimes they come back.”

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    03 Jun 2026

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    "Oh my God, you really are this stupid." The handle of a paintbrush smacked roughly into Roy's shoulder, leaving what was going to be a sizable bruise and a streak of --

    "Yellow paint?" Roy rubbed the pigment between two fingers curiously; he should probably move from the metal chair near the metal door leading to apparently hell at some point, "Like the ammo boxes," he realized, "and the signs."

    "Finally, he catches on," Elric rolled shockingly bright eyes and settled his mouth into a frown, "Surprise, asshole! I've been on your side the whole time!"

    "You stabbed me," Roy pointed out.

    "A little light stabbing here and there builds character. And besides, no use dwelling on the past." A large tumbler of shockingly good scotch was pressed into Roy's undamaged hand, "Gotta focus on the present. And presently we need to do a little freelance murder."

     

    royed week day one: Crossover (Compromise)

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Warriors loved to talk about his roommate. The chain had heard many stories about him, the mysterious, annoying guy who had fought with Warriors in the War of Ages before starting to live with him. They hadn't gotten the chance to meet him yet, but they were all looking forward to it. Even Legend, who Warriors was pretty sure wouldn't like him immediately.

    Legend's husband has been missing for seven months now. He'd been on this quest for three of them, but each time he went home, Fable had nothing for him but a sad shake of her head. Ravio wasn't a fighter, and Legend wasn't an optimist. He actually would like the chain to meet Ravio, but couldn't bring himself to mention him when there was still no trace of him.

    These two facts are in no way related.

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    27 May 2026

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    When Four goes missing in the middle of the night, it's Legend's responsibility to go and find him. Things get a little more complicated when Four's talking hat claims they need its help in order to find the smithy.

    Legend never thought he'd want to strangle a hat.

    He also never thought he'd find a world beneath their own feet.

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    27 May 2026

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    Four is captured during a dungeon crawl, and the Chain rescues him. The problem is, there's four of him, and none of them seem to be the real one.

    (or, Four gets a concussion, splits into the Colors, and then promptly forgets all about that.)

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    25 May 2026