Bethynyc

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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    “You have freckles,” he said with delight.

    “I have a CPA,” Shane Hollander said without looking up. He reached into his plain black briefcase and retrieved a plain black glasses case, from which he pulled a plain black pair of glasses and put them on.

    Ilya palmed his phone and typed without looking. Do you think it’s too soon to propose marriage?

    The answer came almost immediately. To your boring tax man? Ilyusha, if you owe the government that much, just flee the country.

     

    Or: a butterfly flaps its wings, and Shane Hollander shows up at Ilya Rozanov's door to do his taxes.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    HR Taxfic by celli

  2. Public Bookmark 61

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    Lily Du
    Next question. Who once flirted with the paramedics while bleeding out?

    Eric Young [with great concern]
    Who did what?

    /or, the Ottawa Centaurs rookies playing Dirty Laundry

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    08 Jun 2026

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    HR cens rookies

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    Ottawa Centaurs
    @OttawaCentaurs

    Our ten best mic'd up moments of the 2021 and 2022 season is now up on YouTube. Hope you all enjoy the chaos that comes with the Cens being Mic'd up.

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    What the Centaurs say while Mic'd up on the ice.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    HR Cens miked up

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    Bood
    what have you given her before?

    Ilya
    A fucking, mostly

    Bood
    CHEAP
    CHEAP GIFT GIVER

    Ilya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    HR Ilya on the cens

  5. Public Bookmark 95

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    Ilya Rozanov: Anyway, Jane, small tiny favour I have to ask you.
    Ilya Rozanov: Will you go on a date with me?
    Jane Johnson: I thought we established that I’m a lesbian. And you’re sleeping with and in love with a man
    Ilya Rozanov: Yes but my team thinks I am sleeping with and in love with a woman.
    Jane Johnson: So what, you want to pretend to date me til you and Shane are ready to come out?? When will that even be???
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    Or: Ilya accidentally reveals to the Centaurs that his 'Jane' is an athlete, and they come to the conclusion that she's PWHL player Jane Johnson.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    HR Ilya gets a pwhl beard