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    11 million for that ass by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    07 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has won a Stanley Cup, captained two teams, and spent a decade being one of the best hockey players alive. So naturally, the entire planet falls in love with him over twelve second clip of him dancing. So much in fact that he's been given 4 nicknames and someone is already building a Spotify playlist from the songs that remix the original clip.

    Or: Ilya's dance moves and that ass of his breaks the internet.

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    Girls & Boys by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    07 Jun 2026

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    Dr Ryland Grace is a hunk of a man. After pushy colleagues mistake Grace’s attempt at social escape for a love confession, a witch hunt begins. The parents and teachers of Grover Cleveland desperately want to find out who his mysterious “partner” is, Grace just wants to enjoy dinner with his one (1) shit-stirrer of a friend.

    Decades after this debacle, the log’s return to Earth, an inside joke with Rocky is misinterpreted and there is only one thing the world wants to know: who fisted Dr Captain Ryland Grace?

     

    Or: everybody wants a piece of Grace, unfortunately for them, Grace finds sex about as arousing as RNA transcription.

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    The Unexpected Boons of Impromptu Dog-sitting by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    01 Jun 2026

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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    A Miserable Little Pile of Secrets by

    Fandoms: Gameoverse (Web Series)  

    26 May 2026

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    Do we even know Dusk's personality? I don't think so, so I'm giving him one based on what little we know of him, and also throwing my own shit into the mix, because fuck what's canon and what's not.

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    Autocomplete by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    25 May 2026

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    [Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sit on director’s chairs in a white sound studio. They are both wearing Ottawa Centaurs jerseys, and Ilya smiles warmly at Shane as a makeup artist places a small bit of powder across his cheeks while a producer hands them both a practice board.]

    Shane: So, these are just internet searches people do of us?

    Producer: Yes! The most popular ones, and you just answer or comment on them. There’s one board for you, one for Ilya, and then one of the two of you combined. 

    Shane: Sounds harmless enough. 

    Ilya: You do not spend much time on the internet if you think this sounds harmless. 

    Producer: Would you like to practice taking the tape off? 

    [They both nod, and she hands each of them a board. Shane politely and carefully rips off the top piece of tape, focusing on pulling it straight off without ripping it. During the time it takes Shane to take off one piece, Ilya rips off four, crumpling up the tape and throwing it in the air like confetti. A piece hits Shane’s head, and he looks at his husband, slightly startled, while Ilya beams back happily.]

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    church bells, wedding rings by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    24 Apr 2026

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    “You came on to me,” Shane says, and adds, “duh,” for good measure, because there is no universe in which that could have unfolded any other way.
    “Yes,” Ilya agrees easily, “after you pointed your boner at me in the shower after practice.”
    “That did not happen,” Shane mutters. “And you can’t say that at the interview.”

    Or Ilya and Shane get (fake) married for papers.

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    Jane, Head WAG by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    26 May 2026

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    Cassie:

    btw jane now that ilya is captain this means you’re officially Head WAG 💁🏻‍♀️

    Jane:

    what?

    oh nononono that's not necessary

    Selena:

    sorry girl it's not really a choice

    Or, Ilya tells the Ottawa Centaurs about Jane

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    We Wish To Remain Ignorant (Yet We Learn What We Don't Want To) by

    Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu  

    05 Jun 2026

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    Essentially the characters react to canon! The characters I bring that react will be after the first volume! Yes this is going to be sad, hurt, but also fluffy and funny, cause my bby Xie Lian deserves BETTER

    I will be bringing in more characters as they get introduced in the book series!

    This summary needs work, ik.

    One chapter in this fic is going to cover one chapter in the series, so this is going to be longg

    Started March 30th, 2026

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    Climax by

    Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)  

    31 Mar 2026

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    Sokka has shared an apartment with Aang for three years: easy, uncomplicated, like a pair of mismatched slippers.

    Then Aang moves in with Katara, and Sokka finds himself roommates with another friend- Zuko: poli-sci and history major, professional scowler, hair that falls past his shoulders like a spill of ink and marble white skin to rival the statue of David.

    The wall between their bedrooms is laughably thin. Sokka learns this the hard way.

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    Theory of Resonance by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    17 May 2026

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    Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts after the war intending to resume a normal life.

    Instead, she accidentally dismantles her emotional regulation with experimental magic, gets caught hugging armor in the middle of the night, unloads several years of unresolved grief onto Severus Snape, and starts something that absolutely should not be happening with her professor.

    Snape is quite certain this is a terrible idea.
    Hermione is persuasive, stubborn, and—most irritatingly—often correct.
    Unfortunately, they may also be exactly what the other needs to figure out what comes next.

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    Super Soaker by

    Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

    06 Jun 2026

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    Mike and Will get summer jobs as lifeguards at the Hawkins Community Pool during college break. Will just wants to forget about his first failed relationship. Mike wants to make it an unforgettable summer.

    CPR training gets complicated when you're hot for your "straight" best friend and he keeps wanting to practice his mouth-to-mouth technique.

    "Should we… practice again?" Mike said finally. "Now?"

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    can't have you now (not like before) by , ,

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    23 Jan 2026

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    Shane picks up on the third ring.

    “What?”

    Ilya closes his eyes, humiliation twisting his gut. Still, though, it’s nice to hear his voice. His shoulders sag a little. “Hollander?”

    “I don’t–” Shane sighs, long and heavy. “Why are you calling?”

    Why is he calling? Ilya couldn’t answer. Not in any way that makes sense, anyway.

    Voice wobbling, Ilya says, “I am sorry.” He inhales, breath hitching horribly. “Was mistake.”

    On the other line, Shane goes quiet. Then, shuffling around, he says, “What’s going on, Rozanov?”

    Or: Ilya calls Shane in the middle of the night, and against his better judgment, Shane comes to find him.

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    Holly Jolly Holiday Comics by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    31 Dec 2025

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    In two short comics, Aziraphale and Crowley celebrate the holidays by decorating and making some gingerbread. Silliness and hijinks ensue.
    Merry christmahannaquankza!

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    Let Me Pretend That You're Mine by

    Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)  

    04 Jul 2025

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    After a concert, Rumi expected everything to go well. She preformed better than before, Mira and Zoey are happy, their fans are happy, and Bobby wants her to fake a PR relationship with the leader of Saja Boys, Jinu.

    What?

    While agreeing to this publicity stunt, Rumi wonders how true Jinu's feelings are and starts to doubt her own feelings when a certain date for the public starts to become something for themselves.

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    never take a clear nose for granted by

    Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)  

    08 May 2025

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    Yuu falls ill and Grim can't keep his big mouth shut. Friends visit, but Yuu doesn't mind. At least they're bringing get-well gifts.

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    Deep Love by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)  

    02 Sep 2024

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    “But... seriously, I don’t need a gift. Like, every kiss from Sensei felt like the bestest reward, heh.”

    “Ahh, you’re trying to turn me into the weakest man ever, sweetheart.”

    .

    GoYuu compilation of 18 short stories for GoYuuGo Week 2024. Individual info for each story inside.
    Day 1- FIRST: Confessions | Virginity Loss | Power Imbalance
    Day 2- SWEETS: PDA & No Curses AU | Love Hotel
    Day 3- SPARRING: Jealousy | Rough Sex
    Day 4- SEASONS: Movies & 2714 AU | Roleplay Sex & 1815 AU
    Day 5- RISKS: Secrets & Age Swap AU | Yandere & Age Swap AU
    Day 6- DESTINY: Reunion | Reunion & Codependency | Bondage | Soulmate AU
    Day 7- FUTURE: Family | Grooming | Emotional Sex

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    yourself or someone like you by

    Fandoms: My Adventures with Superman (Cartoon), Superboy (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)  

    17 May 2024

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    "Crap!" the food truck worker shrieks in alarm. "Don't hurt him, Superman, he's just a kid!"

    Clark . . . pauses, then looks up from the kid that he is currently pinning into the street as said kid struggles underneath him.

    "'Hurt him'?" he asks in reflexive confusion, and then realizes how batting a teenager around like a person-shaped cat toy and pinning him to the street hard enough to crack it probably actually looks to an outside observer.

    . . . um.

    Whoops.

    "Um," he starts awkwardly, and then the kid slips his pin while he's distracted and throws his arms around his neck with a gleeful laugh and a bright grin.

    "Dad!" he crows triumphantly, and hugs Clark harder than literally anyone has ever hugged him before.

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    Hold my Hand, goddammit! by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)  

    09 Nov 2023

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    Midoriya made a choking sound next to him, as if his spirit had left his body, while Bakugou frowned.

    "Hah?!"

    "Um...", Shouto replied lost. This was not the outcome he had in mind.

    Midoriya seemed to have regained his speech and also looked at his friend worriedly. "That... those were quirk-influenced sweets we confiscated earlier... You shouldn't have eaten them, Kacchan!"

    Now, the blond didn't seem so calm either. Not that he was ever really calm.

    "...What kind of quirk?"

    "Well, it depends..." Midoriya hesitated. Shouto decided to speed things up.

    "These are feelings or moods wrapped in candy. They can make you feel things or do things..."

    "Like telling you that you look breathtakingly beautiful, Icyhot?"

    Eh –

    Short: Bakugou eats candy he wasn't supposed to eat and has to deal with the consequences now. Apperently it's a flirt-quirk-candy. Todoroki isn't that unhappy, because embarrassed Bakugou is very cute.
    Also fromer 1A isn't helping.

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    Стихи и проза by ,

    Fandoms: Майор Гром | Major Grom (Comics), Чумной Доктор | Plague Doctor (Comics)  

    17 Nov 2022

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    КФ2-0842 и КФ2-0843 со второго тура кинк-феста: Школьное ау, где Кризалис учитель физкультуры, который только устраивается на работу в школу, а Поэт - хмурый и недоверчивый учитель литературы, у которого вроде бы хорошие отношения с коллегами, но вместо разговоров в столовой он предпочитает закрыться в кабинете. И по каким-то неизвестным причинам Кризалис - единственный с кем он может общаться не только по работе.
    Школьное ау, где Поэт учитель литературы, а Володя физрук. Неловкий флирт или уже зажимания в учительской на усмотрение автора

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    The Brave and the Bold by

    Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Blue Beetle (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Batman: The Animated Series  

    16 Feb 2025

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    And Peter, who's somewhere between the two.

    When Peter jumps the gun and ends up in a different universe with nothing but a extremely trigger-happy Iron Spider suit, it's up to his social skills and personal knowledge to get him back to his home world.

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