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Welcome, Jane! by MantisShrimpfromMercury
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
14 May 2026
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"Jane" gets added to the Centaures WAGs chat shortly after Ilya moves to Ottawa. Maybe a group of girl friends is exactly what Shane needs in the face of hardship
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“Minho-Hyung I’m…I’m really sorry for how I acted last night.”
Minho almost scoffs, rinsing the last plate before he adds it to the drying rack. “You don’t have to apologise for anything, Jisung.”
Taking a subtle deep breath, Jisung drops his hands to either side of his legs, curling his fingers over the edge of the island as he tries to summon enough courage to speak.
“Because you should know I...I-I did mean what I was saying.”
Written for Fluff Fest Prompt 044: Person A parties a little too hard at the club. Person B thinks they're cute and has been watching them all night. When it looks like PA is about to leave, PB finally approaches them, offers to help them get home safe. PA is a cuddly drunk, and when they get back to their apartment, clings onto PB and won't let them go.
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unknowingly knowing by birdy1171
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
02 Jun 2026
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- Marlow Has Added Jane to the Conversation -
Marlow: Please don't tell Roz
Jane: O.O
- Hayden Has Added Lily to the Conversation -
Lily: What the fuck is this?
Hayden: Oh-
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- Part 1 of The Many Things of Hollanov
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The final instalment in the static series, for now.
READ PREVIOUS WORKS FIRST
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- Part 6 of static
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A slip of the tongue by Viraha
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
10 Mar 2024
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Two years after the end of the Clone Wars and the unmasking of Sidious' identity, Obi-Wan and Anakin are in what other people would call their 'honeymoon phase'. It would be better if they'd actually listened to Mace's advice and took a vacation months ago instead of thinking about it now, for the all the other Jedi peace of mind.
After all, Obi-Wan (and half the jedi council) is about to discover what an half asleep, half horny Anakin is capable of to keep the attention of his Master on him all day long.
Or, what happens when Anakin calls Obi-Wan 'daddy' in public and pretends to not know what he's doing.
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Anonymous flowers keep appearing in Zanka’s windowsill every week.
He doesn’t like them. At least, that’s what he keeps telling himself.
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Hollanov Support Group(chat) by 7ate9
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Jun 2026
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Svetlana: It’s really everywhere
Hayden: Literally how much lube does one couple need
Rose: Where have you guys found it?
Cassie: Bathrooms, kitchen, living room, garage
Rose: Oh the garage ones!!!
Svetlana: Which ones did you find? The one on the opener or the ones in the toolbox? Or the one on the shelf?
Troy: Garage ones, plural?***
Or, the friends of Hollanov make a game out of their lube hiding places, and everything spirals from there
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When you, a tired something year-old, end up in Bumfuck, Snezhnaya, you’ll have to learn to live with the cards you have now been dealt…
While also having to deal with that bunch of weirdos you’re now stuck with.
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- Part 2 of Same protagonist, different scenario
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̶H̶e̶l̶p̶f̶u̶l̶ Advice by nomsy
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
07 Jun 2026
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“If I gave Jackie a day of getting to have sex with me whenever she wants as a thank you for tidying the living room, I think she’d divorce me,” Hayden says.
“Nah, man, she’d kill you,” J. J. says, which is probably true.
Shane shrugs. “That sounds like a straight people problem.”
Hayden is truly glad that the times of Shane torturing himself by being in the closet are over. But. Well. This conversation is kind of making him miss those days.
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Finally, after everything, Shane is a happily married man. Incredibly happily married. It only becomes a problem once he thinks it qualifies him to dispense relationship advice.
Or, five times Shane gives relationship advice his friends disagree with, and one time he doesn’t.
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Something about you feels off lately.
Jax would really prefer not to care.
( jax x reader)
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Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by Sagebrner
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 Jun 2026
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Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
It's actually with even more gay
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You're a goddamn genius.----
The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.
Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.
or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.
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You give me fever by Selective_attention
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Jun 2026
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Ilyusha 🩵
Would you like to enlist the Hollander-Rozanov babysitting service for a date night?We have references!
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Shane cleaned my kitchen, girl. Take them up on it!Series
- Part 5 of What is a RHOO?
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“You are planning to rob me or what?” He hears Rozanov call, and he can’t help but smile slightly even as he rolls his eyes, closing the door to the linen closet and feeling strangely lighter than when he opened it, reassured that he’s just trying to read into a blank page, that today doesn’t mean anything more than Rozanov doesn’t mind him being around, which is strangely flattering.
“I don’t know,” he calls back. “Don’t Russians like diamonds and fur and stuff? Where should I start looking if I want to know what my options are?”
He hears Rozanov laugh, and it makes him smile.
When he joins him in the living room once more, Rozanov tugs him down to lean against him again. Shane goes easier this time, settling into it, knowing it doesn’t mean anything other than the fact that he just happens to be the closest warm body, the person on Rozanov’s roster who filled today’s slot.
(the tuna meltdown doesn't happen) (this does not mean they get ANY better at communication)
(or: how shane didn't realize he had a boyfriend for several months)
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“...oh,” his mom says. “Oh, honey, you were seeing someone? You never said anything.”
“It’s-it’s complicated.” He catches the present tense too fucking late to do anything about it, and he barely resists the urge to either groan or slip forward to start beating his head against the coffee table.
Fuck his fucking life.
“You’re still…seeing this person?” His mom asks, and the amount of control he can hear her exerting is almost painful. “Who is-”
“Yuna,” his dad cuts in, voice quiet, “maybe give him a second, yeah?”
Yeah, Shane agrees in his head. Give him a second.
Maybe give him a decade while they’re at it.
(when shane's old fake id falls out of his wallet around his parents, he has to explain that it was to book hotel rooms before he was 21)
(...and then he has to explain why he needed to book those hotel rooms in the first place)
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“Ilya’s been looking forward to today, the only full day they could find together this month. Of course, that’s when one of Ilya’s clients decides he needs to close a deal. He genuinely considers hiring an assassin—pulls the number up on his phone and everything—before Shane talks him out of it.
‘Why don’t I come spend time at the office with you?’”
(Or: Shane warms Ilya's cock. That's it, that's the fic.)
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- Part 8 of we’ve got bad things to do
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A Private Conversation by Miyuki_scourgeofthefirenation
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Apr 2026
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Shane enacts some revenge on Scott Hunter by making him spend time with Ilya unexpectedly.
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“Hey Hollander, glad you could make it! And… Rozanov?” Hunter flung open the door moments after Shane knocked, and seemed to be performing some kind of system reboot in his head.“Yes! Hello Hunter, I have been told polite thing to do is to thank you for the invite,” Ilya stated, not offering anything further.
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“When you mentioned someone else tagging along, I wasn’t expecting fucking Rozanov!”“Oh, yeah, well he was also in town and I thought it would be fun, you know?”
“You thought it would be fun? To willingly spend more time with Rozanov?”
~All works in the series, while within the same universe, can be understood and enjoyed as standalone fics!~
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- Part 6 of Cause of Crash out: Shane Hollander
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he looks so cute wrapped round my finger by justhockey
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Apr 2026
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“We’re just, well-“ Choui hedges, then glances round as if he’s looking for back up.
“We’re worried that you’re a bit too controlling,” Hayes blurts out. “Of Rozanov.”
Shane opens his mouth to respond, but he closes it again when he realises he has no fucking idea what to say. He’s - what?
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A Fucking Bet by werewolfandswearwolf
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
06 Apr 2026
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Marleau and Connors bet Ilya that he can't go 40 days and 40 nights without sex, including sexting, phone sex, video call sex, etc.
The thing is, Shane made no such bet. He can do whatever he wants, and if Ilya can't reciprocate, too bad.
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A Fucking Bet by werewolfandswearwolf
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i only threw this party for you by LunarMoonstone
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Apr 2026
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"Oh, it looks like you’re doing better! With those scores, I guess we won’t have to meet as often anymore." Shane was beaming, proudly looking down at the transcript. Ilya’s smile immediately dropped.
Needless to say, he scored 20 points lower on the next midterm.
In which popular hockey fuckboy Ilya Rozanov falls madly in love with the university's golden boy Shane Hollander. Somehow, they go from being the talk on campus to becoming that couple.
Alternatively, my take on the Jock!Ilya x Nerd!Shane trope bc it is desperately underrepresented.
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Off The Record, On You by red_bull_enthusiast
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 May 2026
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Shane Hollander is the most respected hockey journalist in Canada. He's been covering the Boston Raiders for three years. He has interviewed Ilya Rozanov fourteen times in a professional capacity. He has written 47,000 words about Ilya Rozanov's career. He has approximately zero words for what happens when Rozanov corners him in a hotel corridor after Game 7 and says, very quietly, in that voice: "You always leave before I can talk to you." Shane has absolutely no idea what to do with that.
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