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    Nan Yang: is that you

    Xuan Zhen: Is THAT you?

    Xuan Zhen: did u copy my hair

    Nan Yang: wtf r u on abt? U literally copied mine

    Xuan Zhen: uhuh riiight…

    Nan Yang: What’s your disguise name

    Xuan Zhen: Fu Yao

    Nan Yang: Nan Feng

    ---------OR--------

    A look into the Calamities, Tumors and FengQing's spiritual communication array. 2 chapters for each book, and silly post-canon stuff after.

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    Xie Lian feels like he hasn’t pleased his husband for a while, so with the help of Shi Qingxuan he picks the perfect outfit to seduce Hua Cheng!

    Everything goes well until…

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    Ling Wen gets taken off a mission because she has no sexual experience. She intends to change that.

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    I saw a meme about Feng Xin and Xie Lian being the "right person, wrong time," so I decided to write about what would happen if there were an opportunity to take their relationship to the next level.

    This takes place over a couple days post canon. Feng Xin and Xie Lian have a discussion about Feng Xin's true feelings.

    If you're coming back to this, I made some light edits to chapter 1 and 2 to clean it up a bit.

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    Hua cheng enjoys being publicly claimed by his god, figuratively and literally, socially and sexually. Xie lian is nervous, but as always, does the most under pressure.

    A FTH fic for katlacakes

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    This one is a little fluffy bunny,” intones Yin Yu seriously in his mind, “and is ready for the smart and dashing fox of a man who is Hua Chengzhu to eat me up like the lowly snack that I am.

    “Yes?” Hua Cheng says, answering the private communication array.

    “The Crown Prince has been spotted in the market, Chengzhu."

    ==

    Obligatory attempt at guessing Hua Cheng's spiritual communication array password.

    Podfic of Password Management by daisydiversions.

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    Trope subversion: Rather than a forced proximity curse, a curse forces Feng Xin and Mu Qing to stay away from each other at all times.

    At first, they think it’s a total blessing. Finally an excuse to not deal with each other! Surely this means less fighting, more productivity!
    They’re told to stay away from each other until the cure is found, but habit is habit… They find themselves trying to sit with each other during meetings, waiting up for the other to walk side-by-side, or just… going about their day together as they have for 800 years. Every time, the curse acts up. It’s so annoying! They accidentally trigger it each hour! They keep swearing they’ll stay apart for good this time, yet..

    Having to force themselves to keep their distance, it makes them confess their feelings... which leads to inappropriate use of the communication array.

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    "I would be happy to show gege, if he wanted."

    Xie Lian stills completely; only his heart is pounding wildly.

    "Does gege want to?" Hua Cheng's voice is so low, it feels almost like a hoarse whisper in his ear.

    Never before has Xie Lian been so keenly aware of how well the deep timbre translates to talking over the communication array.

    His left hand is slowly trailing over his chest once more, etching closer to his nipple. He gently brushes over it.

    "Yes, please," Xie Lian whisper-sighs without thinking.

    A stray butterfly finds its way into Puqi Shrine, resulting in an unexpected but intense exchange between Xie Lian and his newfound friend Hua Cheng.

    In other words, it's communication array "phone sex" with the added bonus of transferring Hua Cheng's physical sensations to Xie Lian.

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    Two Ghost Kings, one private Communication Array.

    Or, the things two very different Supremes talk about when no one else is listening.

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    “Ah, Yin Yu. Sorry if I disturbed you…”

    Yin Yu shook his head. “It’s alright. Is there something I can do for you?”

    “It’s kind of silly,” Xie Lian said, ducking his head and scratching the back of his neck self-consciously.

    “What is it?” Yin Yu asked.

    “It’s just… San Lang’s business is keeping him away tonight, and I… I don’t really like sleeping alone.”

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    This one is a little fluffy bunny,” intones Yin Yu seriously in his mind, “and is ready for the smart and dashing fox of a man who is Hua Chengzhu to eat me up like the lowly snack that I am.

    “Yes?” Hua Cheng says, answering the private communication array.

    “The Crown Prince has been spotted in the market, Chengzhu."

    Obligatory attempt at guessing Hua Cheng's spiritual communication array password.

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    "I'm sorry, for what your ex-best friend did to you."

    "HAHAHAHAHA..."

    I laughed. Like seriously, he didn't have to. What did I just hear? A stranger apologising for Ming-Xiong?

    "Stop haha-ing. Say something sensible."

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    It was the first Valentine's Day after the mecha fight. The candy shop owner in Ghost City wanted to boost his business. So he sold the weird tasting sweets that grant people powers through an event.

    Shi Qingxuan got one of the flyers and ended up talking to 'strangers'. Oddly familiar 'strangers'.

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    Let it be known that Quan Yizhen did NOT gift this doll for nefarious reasons. The original intent was pure. To get more snuggles and head pats from shixiong. Quan Yizhen remembers that the artisan was surprised that he was having this doll made of himself. “Usually, customers request that I create the form of their victim.” she laughed ghoulishly as Quan Yizhen handed her a small pouch of his own hair to use for the enchantment. Hua Chengzhu had told him that this ghost could be trusted, which is good, because hair from a powerful god contains high amounts of spiritual energy, and could be used for wicked deeds.

    Now, Quan Yizhen’s eyes have been opened to an endless world of possibilities. If it truly was that each place touched on the doll could trigger the same sensation on his own body. What would happen if shixiong were to touch the doll… down there… and what would happen if shixiong were to open the lips that were on him and use his tongue?

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    Quan Yizhen gifts Yin Yu a doll spiritually linked to his bodily sensations, and they use it for freaky purposes

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    Shen Jiu was in the middle of fucking Liu Qingge when Yue Qingyuan calls him using a communication array. Shen Jiu decides to just continue what he was doing.

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    Yue Qingyuan gets cucked.

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    HuaLian Kiss-Mas Advent Calendar - Day 20 - Kisses that leave marks

    When the Heaven's keep Xie Lian too busy for Hua Cheng to replenish the marks on his skin, he decides to use an 'ever lasting lipstick' spell to mark his husband *and* give him a reasonable excuse to avoid the endless, useless Heavenly Realm meetings...

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    The Lantern Festival is fast-approaching, and all the gods are busy with the preparations. Feng Xin is doing fine. At least until his lovers decide to bother him in a most pleasant way.

    Extract: "I would parade you stark naked through the Capital. Let everyone enjoy the beauty of your body, see our marks on you, and be reminded that none of them can have you. Show them who you belong to."

    ☆ Written for Day 5 of PeiFengQing Week 2024, created by the lovely @Astray

    Prompts: Lantern Festival, Taicang Mountain, Misuse of Communication Array, Masturbation ☆

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    Like a plague (but worse), spam calls have risen from nowhere and rapidly spread through everyone’s communication array. Nobody knows how to stop it.

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    Yes, the Cultivation World falls apart without Jin Guangyao. Yes, after a hundred years trapped in the coffin, Jin Guangyao and Nie Mingjue both ascend to the heavens.

    No, the heavens aren't doing any better.

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    Hua Cheng said coldly, “Taizi Dianxia will be busy today. In fact, do not bother him for the following three days, under any circumstances. Anyone who does so will be seeking death. You are welcome to have a scuffle with my scimitar. Let's see if any one of you dares.”

    Pei Ming snickered. “Hoho, busy? You mean busy getting laid!”

    Feng Xin spluttered, “What the fuck? What the actual fuck?! Dianxia, why is he here?!”

    Mu Qing's expression was complicated - or, perhaps, disgusted and scandalized was more accurate. “Can you two get a room?”

    In which Hua Cheng whisks an overworked Xie Lian away from heaven for a much-needed break.

     

    (For TGCF Gotcha for Gaza)

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    His San Lang, who had waited eight centuries for him and would have waited countless more.
    Hua Cheng wouldn’t have to wait anymore, wouldn’t have to want anymore- anything that he wanted, Xie Lian would provide.
    If Hua Cheng asked it, Xie Lian would pull the very stars from the sky for him, and he wouldn’t even ask why.

    /OR/ my first foray into this fandom starts with plotless fluff

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