Not Prime Time
Not Ready For Prime Time (Fandoms), or otherwise known as Not Prime Time, is a gen, het, femslash, and slash multifandom secret fiction exchange for medium sized fandoms.
All Not Prime Time updates can be found at npt_admin on DW or our NPT tumblr.
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Random works
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By the Will of the Whills by MiriamKenneath for Rivulet027
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
13 Jul 2019
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Baze and Chirrut, from childhood to the Imperial occupation of NiJedha.
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The Great Dragon Detective by misura for akingnotaprincess
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
12 Jul 2014
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Next time Gandalf offered to set him up with a nice job and a new apartment, Bilbo decided, he'd thank the wizard politely and then quickly walk the other way. (Sherlock fusion-ish)
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Five times Maria and Carol kiss, before, during, and after canon. A love that exists among the stars and at home.
Beta'd by [redacted]. Written for Not Prime Time 2019
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Tiberius' dominus takes interest in German gladiator Agron, and sends his slave to deliver gifts. Set during Season 1, Episode 11.
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lupus est homo homini by misura for Jain
Fandoms: The Eagle | The Eagle of the Ninth (2011)
08 Jul 2014
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/"You have the brains of a chicken,"/ Esca said. /"You will get us both killed."/
/"I am sword,"/ Marcus said, which Esca's mind couldn't even begin to make sense of. /"No shoes."/
(or: the one where Marcus is a werewolf and wants Esca to teach him Gaelic)
Random bookmarks
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Luo Binghe and Mobei-Jun's Adventures in the Multiverse by jezebel_rising
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Sep 2019
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When the little palace mistress gets her hands on a strange device, she uses it to capture Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua. She then curses Luo Binghe and Mobei-Jun to see all the versions of their husbands, across all the worlds, in order for them to see the 'truth'. It does not go as she planned.
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If you only knew then (the things I only know now) by Nillegible
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jan 2020
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Yu Ziyuan receives a warning, a letter in Jiang Cheng’s handwriting, familiar, though it seems to have evened out over long years of practice. This was from her child, but not. This Jiang Cheng, grown up in ways that it hurt to contemplate, had endured the death of his family, his Sect, and his soul.
He begs her to change things, to not let the same tragedies befall him again.
(Yu Ziyuan would always do anything for her son. This time, she fixes the world)
Nie Huaisang receives a blank scroll, and a handpainted fan in Qinghe Nie green, taunting him. Lan Xichen gets a Xiao score that all but shatters his heart.
(They may have failed once. They will not fail again.)
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A Morning of Fallen Stars by orphan_account
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Sep 2020
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It's common knowledge in the Heavens that gods are not supposed to interact with humans outside of answering prayers, and they're definitely not supposed to show up in person and talk to a child. But Xie Lian isn't afraid of breaking rules that he's already broken, so he does it anyway. In fact, he takes it one step further and brings the child home.
Basically, Wei Wuxian's parents died in a night hunt when he was five, but he ends up being adopted a year later by a god and his ghost king husband, so it's not all bad.... In fact, it's probably better than it should be.
(Welcome to one of the rare times I try to avoid angst as much as possible. Wei Wuxian deserves happiness and I will give it to him.)
*~discontinued after chapter 15/outline summary of the remainder in chapter 16~*
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To Be Named by Suibian_613
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
06 Feb 2024
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During the war, Jin Guanshan knew he was safe from Wen Ruohan because of their close relationship, so when the man died, it was only normal for him to ascend to the top of the four sects, right?
Everything was planned. Wei Wuxian was dead— which, truly a pity, but it was bound to happen either way— and everyone was bending quite easily to his whims.
He just wasn’t expecting one thing.
The Burial Mounds was sentient, and it wasn’t very happy Lanling Jin killed its child.